Lois Lane: Worst Mother Ever. "I know I was really late picking you up from school, but before I drag you to my important event -- I hope they serve food there -- let's just head over to this house to follow a lead about the devastating effects of a complete technology black-out that almost killed thousands of people. It originated right here, right where you're standing, but I'm sure it was just some sort of mistake. Hey, where's that music coming from? Honey, let's just sneak onto this yacht and take a little looksee. It's docked, so I'm sure it won't start just when we realize it's owned by my arch nemesis and carry us all out to sea where we'll be trapped and unable to reach Superman, who, by the way sweetheart, is your real father, not the guy you've been calling 'Daddy' all these years."
And the cast's hair was so fake it was distracting. I want those two hours back.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Quick review of Superman
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2 comments:
I gotta see that movie. I just couldn't bring myself to stay in the theater after two blackouts & I started thinking "What if it's the end of the world & the last thing I did on earth was sit in a bargain matinee waiting for Superman Returns to come back on?"
God no, your time is worth more than "Superman."
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