there are some really dumb motherfuckers out there
murderous bastards, and narcissism runs rampant through this country
stinking like a bloated carcass in a sea of stale beer
but there are some incredibly beautiful sons of bitches too
and it appears that i'm blessed with knowing a shitload of them
and i'm a lucky bastard for that
And from Jesus Christ:
People shouldn't let roosters run free. So I was riding my bike (with Karen, that's my lamb) to check out the new rollerskating supply store in town, when out of nowhere suddenly these two roosters started chasing me! And we weren't near a farm or anything! They were just outside somebody's house! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? Having roosters running loose is like having pit bulls with knives tied to their noses. Those things are VICIOUS! And from what I hear, they like to sneak up behind you, stab you in the back with their sharp beaks, and drain out all your spinal column fluid.