Boing Boing says today is Fair Use Day and encourages people to go quote something. This works out perfectly, because I read two things just this morning that are core truths for me.
From Ed Hamell:
there are some really dumb motherfuckers out there
murderous bastards, and narcissism runs rampant through this country
stinking like a bloated carcass in a sea of stale beer
but there are some incredibly beautiful sons of bitches too
and it appears that i'm blessed with knowing a shitload of them
and i'm a lucky bastard for that
And from Jesus Christ:
People shouldn't let roosters run free. So I was riding my bike (with Karen, that's my lamb) to check out the new rollerskating supply store in town, when out of nowhere suddenly these two roosters started chasing me! And we weren't near a farm or anything! They were just outside somebody's house! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? Having roosters running loose is like having pit bulls with knives tied to their noses. Those things are VICIOUS! And from what I hear, they like to sneak up behind you, stab you in the back with their sharp beaks, and drain out all your spinal column fluid.
2 comments:
Funny you should mention roosters.. There is one that lives some where in our suburban neighborhood that f'in crows at the crack o' dawn every GD morning. I was bold enough to call the City of Tempe to complain..
Me: We have an annoying Rooster crowing every morning can you do something about it?
COT: Is that the Rooster off of Rural and Elliot or is the one located off Guadalupe and McClintock.
Me: Wha? There is more than one.
COT: Oh yeah, and we hear about em every day. I think they move around from backyard to backyard.
I was attacked by a rooster once. They're foul.
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