I've been meaning to post about this for a week, but I've been super busy. Check it out, DC's favorite son (and O-family BFF) was quoted in The Gothamist as having the most withering comment on some NYC/DC argument about who has the worst subway map:
Who the f**k wants a sophisticated subway map? WTF does that even mean? I'm thinking something in an a nice font like Trajan with pictures of sea serpents around Rockaway with a scroll in their mouth that says, "Here There Be Monsters."
Welcome to Dumbassville (aka Park Slope). Population: you.
Man, that Monkeyrotica is a smart and funny man.