Thursday, August 28, 2008

BlogHer D.C.: No go for KellyGO

I'm bummed that I can't go to the BlogHer Reach Out Tour '08 in D.C. on October 13. As others have pointed out, it's on a holiday, which means the kids' daycare will be closed. I told my friend Brent that I wouldn't be able to make it unless I could find alternate care. I've reread his response daily since then and it still makes me laugh:

I say bring 'em! We'll give each a couple of shots of espresso, a couple of giant candy bars, and NERF guns. Anyone gives you the stink eye, we just throw the children at them yelling "Sic! Sic! Free ice cream if you bring us back a head!"


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

My first 5K

As I've mentioned before, I've been training for a 5K, and I had my first race on Saturday. It's been about six weeks since I started the Couch to 5K program of interval training. The first day involves alternating 60 seconds of running with 90 seconds of walking. Even that kicked my ass, so you can imagine how impressed I am with myself that I was able to run for about half the 5K. The other half I kind of limped through.

There was a great mix of people running the 5K. One girl — an amazing kid who finished in the top 10 — was 8 years old, and there were a number of people in their 70s. One old lady was my running partner, unbeknownst to her. I passed her a couple times, but when I slowed down to walk she sped by me, as much as a 76-year-old can speed. Whatever, I totally ate her dust, and she finished ahead of me. This was both horrifying and inspiring. Old ladies of the world who can run faster and longer than me, I salute you!

One thing that has really helped me stay motivated is being able to log my miles on ZeaLOG, a site that helps you keep track of what you're doing and compare your progress to other people's. Let me know if you want an invitation to try it out. I would be thrilled if you started to run with me. I need all the motivation I can get!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Tattoos: And so it begins

One of Thea and Liam's teachers at daycare had henna tattoos today. The kids came home wanting their own. Very pretty!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Oh my Lord

I've missed being able to go to the thrift store on my lunch break.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Massacre on the Island of Sodor

Liam's home sick again today and we're getting our fill of Thomas and Friends. I've always been wary of Sir Topham Hatt. The trains all seemed a little too deferential to him, and "Isle of Sodor" reminds me of a cross between "eye of Sauron" and "land of Mordor."

Monday, August 18, 2008

The boy is delirious

Liam was sent home from daycare today with a fever. But, typical little kid, he keeps forgetting he's sick. Minutes ago he was hopping around with his pants on his head yelling about wanting pizza with sprinkles on it for dinner. The moment was gone by the time I found my camera.

Here's where I made him reenact it, anyway.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

And I ran, I ran so far today

My friend Tara and I have run around Lake Artemesia the last two weekends. Well, she runs ahead of me, and I kind of bouncy-walk fast(ish) around the path with the dogs. I've been interval training, which means alternating jogging and walking. Today was my 20-minute straight run, and I was able to do it, to my complete shock. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I wept briefly at the 10-minute mark, so firm was my belief that this was beyond my capabilities and so astonished was I to find that indeed I could do it.

Technically, though, I only ran about 16 minutes straight, because I had to stop and pick up dog poop — I hate when people don't curb their dogs — but I did run an extra five minutes to compensate.

Dog shit aside, Hank and Tina are great running companions. Hank's short legs make it hard for him to keep up, so I spend a certain amount of time encouraging him (and myself) to keep pace. Tina, with her long legs and streamlined frame, is clearly a mix of breeds built for distance running. She urges us on, wanting to go faster and longer than I would choose to go on my own.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

What about a blogger scene?



Anyone going to the DC part of the BlogHer Reach Out Tour '08? Anyone? Anyone?

Monday, August 11, 2008

She's setting herself up for a world of hurt

Wow, the people in this (fake?) documentary are seriously demented. It's got to be fiction, right? For one thing, how could someone be completely obsessed with the '50s but not enjoy cocktails? The woman at the right says about her and her husband, "Neither of us drinks and our social life revolves around visiting like-minded friends for tea and cakes." Then what's with the lovely and well-outfitted bar?

Yes, that's the part of the article I'm stuck on. My eyes glaze over at the exultations from women who are happy to know their places blah blah blah, but I'm actually offended by the idea that someone loves the '50s then rejects the only truly inspired part of the whole decade: the cocktail culture.

But, yeah, this quote was pretty stunning, too:

It may sound silly, but living like this really does make me happier — as though I'm existing in one of those old-fashioned TV shows where everything is always wonderful.

My despair at the modern world is one of the reasons why we haven't had children.

I would be terrified they would be offered drugs, or become the victims of violence.

Like you can stop tragedy from entering your life just by choosing not to let it. Yep, it's that simple. Now who's up for some cake?

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Harsh. (Heh.)



From someecards.com.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Eight random things I know

My new friend and fellow pinko at work Spleeness tagged me with the seven things meme, and I'm grateful for the excuse to blog. In honor of 08/08/08, here are seven random pieces of advice, plus one bonus, that could save you a ton of trouble.

1. Donate your car to the fire station for the best tax write-off.
Tax laws used to allow you to take the Kelley Blue Book value of a car donated to any charity off your taxes. Now, if the charity auctions off your donated car, you only get a deduction for the amount of sale. If, however, the charitable group intends to use it themselves — for example, the fire department using your car for training purposes — you are allowed to take off fair market value, as specified by the Kelley Blue Book. For more information, see the IRS's brochure on car donations, and make sure to call the IRS before giving up your car in case the laws have changed.

2. To get through to technical service, call the billing office.
After being on hold for a cumulative three hours over three days with AT&T, we had a problem fixed in ten minutes after calling the billing office to say we weren't paying for the days without service. I imagine this would work with any company.

3. Never agree to police questioning without first talking to a lawyer, even if you are innocent and you think you have nothing to hide.
The other day, a friend of Her Royal Spleeness was telling us about the time he was wrongly accused of a crime and actually had to go to jail. When he was first confronted by the cops, his first impulse was to agree to go with them to take a lie-detector test and stand in a line up. But his father managed to talk him into calling a lawyer, who gave him a lie-detector test during which he failed to pass the truth test on his own name. The physical evidence pointed to someone else and his alibis were iron-clad, but the police were most interested in closing the case. Do not assume that cops have your best interest at heart or that they are relentless seekers of truth.

4. Backup your blog, dog.
If you would be heartbroken if your blog vanished in the ether or you were blocked from accessing it, back it up. It's not that hard. I have instructions on how to do it, and here's my backup blog. I try to remember to import it at least once a month. From there you can export the whole kitten caboodle to a text file.

5. Also backup your posts on Twitter.
If you're using Twitter as your primary blogging platform, you should probably start backing up your tweets, since Twitter only saves the last 10 pages. Parenthacks recommends using Tumblr, but you can also use FriendFeed to aggregate your content across social networks.

6. Experiment freely with social media.
If you hear about something twice, go grab yourself a login and play with it. You might like it, and more importantly, you'll be able to establish a consistent online presence for yourself.

7. You can so paint over wallpaper.
In really old houses (like mine), sometimes it's the only thing holding the wall in one piece. And the paint job can look pretty nice, especially compared to painting over crumbling plaster.

Bonus tip!
8. Buy the least expensive house in the best neighborhood you can afford.
And, conversely, never buy the most expensive house in the neighborhood. It's the neighborhood around you that will drive the property values. But everyone already knows that, right?

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Vertigo at my social media seminar

Friday, August 01, 2008

What is "pink asparagus" a euphamism for?

My friend Catherine at Pink Asparagus attended BlogHer 2008 and came back with the great idea of interviewing people who she knows through blogging. This is brilliant, because while we form genuine attachments to people through their posts, we don't actually know them beyond what they have chosen to share.

I'm thrilled to be her first subject. I have to admit, though, that when I re-read what I wrote, my first thought was, "Dang, Kelly, learn how to punctuate correctly." Fun game, go read the interview and see if you can spot my errors! Also, of course, peruse Cat's site. She's adorable and error-free.

UPDATE (10:18 p.m.): Oh god, and the grammar errors! *cringe* This is why I don't write blog posts at work. Too many distractions. Ah well, a little imperfection is sometimes what takes something from good to great, right? Right?