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| Not my picture, but doesn't it look lovely? |
But when they saw my plate, they got distracted and crowded around me like a begging, grabby zombie hoard. I finally relented and gave them the nutella crackers, muttering under my breath "You already had candy after dinner, but fine, fine, here you go, monsters. You suck."
They looked shocked for about half a second, then burst into laughter. Liam skipped away, happily smearing his face with chocolate, but Thea stayed to chastise me. "HOW DARE YOU!! -- here, take a bite, poor Mommy -- I WILL NEVER SHARE WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!! -- here, take another bite, that one was so small -- WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOUR CHILDREN!!"
We both laughed so hard we couldn't breathe. She went off to play with Liam while I made myself two more crackers.
7 comments:
wow, that's not what i expected the nutella thing to be. how cute, how hilarious and how sweet.
Hahaha, I can picture this!
oh sweet hell that's adorable!
Whoa, that exact same thing happened to me last night! Kids already had their desserts, but I chose to put nutella on some pizelles (purchased at Vaccaro's in Baltimore Sunday morning) for me and darn it, if I didn't have to give them away and make more for myself!
The parrot wanted some too. :-)
Really? Your kids misbehave (getting out of bed), so you reward them? Next time, say "No, these are mine. If you're back in bed by the time I count to five, you can have some tomorrow"
^ O_o
I know, I saw that too & I was like Yikes, what happens after 5? WHAT HAPPENS AFTER FIVE????????
PS Find a parent who that has worked for. Crazy kids & their stupid free will.
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